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Frustrated Night of an Engineer

grrrrrrgrrrrrrr.. grrrrrrgrrrrrr

“Hello,
plss.. talk to me… y u r not picking the call?????”

“everything is alright?”

“wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11PM..n m cmng now frm office..
no food for me.. now i will cook… frm past 3 days..m eating only maggie… n my pm eating only me..
see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary… i think the begger in frnt of my office.. earns more thn me.. wat i shud do…”

“wat happen.. wat r u talking”

“wat i m talking???? no, i m not talking.. manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talk something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one damn leave.. n wat response i got….’why u want to waste an important day of ur life??’
Final   I m gonna quit this project… but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” :x

“ok.. now Relax…”

“How can i relax… for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so I can’t, else they watch movies… but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same.. ‘Welcome’, ‘Suryavansham’, Govinda’s movies… it really irritates… everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality… ahhhhh see the movies u will get to know…

in Rockon’s last scene… Arjun Rampal’s wife says to taxi driver, tht “hurry up, we r gtng late for Airport…” Airport…??? I thought he found a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..
in 3 Idiots… starting scene… Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??
same movie… Kareena is a doctor.. that too a surgeon.. to become a surgeon it requires at   least 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years..
so she shud b 28… n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38??
i dont understand, how can spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost his power??
I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings? i just…...”

“hey stop it now..”

“Am I a train who will stop it, by pulling chain???… ohh train.. i didnt saw last 3 months… how will i see, all the time monitor is in frnt of me.. in night also wen i open my eyes, i found username and password window..
i need to cool down..

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

but someone tell me howwwwwwwww.. :x everytime powercut is here..
except wen i m not in home.. home wat rubbish, its a damn single room.. where i m leaving alone with my pillow..

i also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..
smita, rashmi, sujata, priti, komal.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y?? bcoz their boyfriends did not work in IT, outside girls do have chat wid me only on my salary day.. i got rejected 31 times.. u know y, each time i propose them, they ask where do u live..  i say in my Cubicle.. bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time..”

“hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning”

“Morning.. are u talking the same morning when sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries… damn, I didn’t see the Sun from 3 years... how it looks like… morning I catch shuttle, reach my birthplace ‘cubicle’, work n leave when Sun uncle is not there… I don’t understand how can I be so nice to my colleagues..   each time they want leave, they repeat the same dialog… “my sister’s marriage”.. my colleagues 9 sisters got married,
3 time grandpa expired,
5 times frnd’s went in ICU.. but my colleague is fine..
and favourite dialog “   I need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not feeling wel” later i find movie tickets in his purse… then my pm’s motivational speech.. ‘u will work.. u will grow’.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what… when i need hike, i m junior.. still need to grow.. when i do mistakes.. cmon man u r senior, u cant do mistakes.. ahhh God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world..”

“ok enough now, i m disconnecting”

“wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuosly watever i want, now i m talking only this much… ‘yaa its done’, ‘e-cube is filled’, ”Please..’, ‘good morning’, ‘lunch’,'tea’,’snaks’..


I don’t know wat i m talking abt, i shud b happy.. I have Saturday & Sunday .. saturday to recover from the disaster been made from monday to friday.. sunday to think about upcoming disaster from monday to friday.. cool naa..

u heared that 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODc and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why??   because that’s not part of earth.. n we are employees not human beings… we are aliens…

so better before u start getting headache… go have a nice dream.. I will again start my day tomorrow like i m starting everyday..
good night…” :(

beeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep

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Next Day, in office:-

“Saurabh, Please come here”

“Yes Surya!!”

“I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun”

I happily came out, and checked my phone’s Dialled call log.. :D

“Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM only… ” :lolz:

Happy Birthday da!!!!!

Dec 31'st- Night 12'o clock...Yes..its going to be the beginning of a new year...countdown started...05-04-03-02-01-00.....sound of crackers around....yes...a new year started...Everyone is busy in wishing happy new year...
But both of us are struggling to wish each other their B'day and New Year together...Question is who'll wish first?
Eventhough we fight to call first,most of the times he's the man who calls me first and he waits for me to say "Happy B'day da.." first b'coz he always wants me to win...Yes....Thats jeo...cool guy..This is what he says about himself.."'m a ridiculous ......or ludicrous human...........however, sarcasm and ironies never shows red card to me..and i never get jeopardized,,'m always thr as ur friend till the last breath of my life,,and may be as a rejuvenated soul full of aura and eternal incarnating spiritual self..after the end. "...so defenitely he'll be celebrating his B'day in heaven with angels and rest of his friends.
May be he'll try to call me...
Mobile is ringing @ 12...Hello da...Here jubilee celebration is going on..20,000 people are der to celebrate our b'day..can you see that?

Reply from him..Good da..i'm celebrating B'day with jesus and lot of angels in heaven..we are gonna cut our cake..do you wanna c the cake?Jst look...nice cake,rt......Dee....since u r dr with 20,000 people both of us are celebrating B'day in an awesome way,rt....so don't worry da...i can c u and i was also dr to celebrate with u da.....we'll rock together...so dn't cry..i don't like your crying face..when u r crying,it will make pain for me....Tell papa,amma and achachan  to be happy....U can make them happy....We'll meet one day for sure..
"Yes da....we are missing you so much..But we are sure u r with Jesus and all of us meet together one day as you said...Till that time,to live with courage,tell jesus to give us strength da...."
Sure dee....Jst see and experience the love of God....
(I experienced the love of God da.....seriously as i expected,i face that day with a bold mind...I got Rojo chettan to wish B'day in your place...that too just aside..thats really amazing da.....U r really great...)

INDIAN IDOL 5 ~ Sreeram & Bhoomi on ''PEE LOON''

First X'mas without Him

For last X'mas,I start up my blog with the story of Santa Claus.I'm remembering it as a fresh paint.The christmas celebration at that time was really awesome.we celebrated it from my sweet home what he mentioned "nest".we called a lot of people,decorated home,made a beautiful crib(still i'm remembering it very clearly that we are running to gather grass to make crib from here and der,running to our dearest uppa's and umma's home(uppa is no more nw,may be jeo and uppa met dr) with crackers and a lots.).That was the first day where our Amma wear churidhar(she only saw it in dreams and when it comes as a reality,jeo is the person who encourages her a lot by saying "Amma,its so nice,dn't listen to what others are saying,wear it Amma".Singing carol songs and walking through the road with santa and lot of chocolates in his hand.Especially when its a muslim region,they are pretty much interested in it and most of them don't know,what it is.He told that one muslim lady came with a broom stick and all of them ran away.Actually what happened is that her son got scared when she saw santa with white dress and the most funniest part is that santa's dress is a niskara kuppayam(dress used by muslims for praying).He told this story to us and laughed a lot.i can hear his laughing sound in my ear now.

Again one more x'mas.Its jst like a normal day for us nw.when carol songs are there far away,our heart is weeping.when seeing santa,we are laughing outside and actually crying inside.when crackers are there and people are laughing,our heart is burning.The burning that no one can heal except Jesus.Yes,we can face this x'mas with a bold heart with beautiful flashbacks and memories by believing that he's still with us as our guardian angel.Wishing all of  you a wonderful x'mas ahead.

A visit to KUSUMAGIRI

Today during the tea break, we happened to hear a story from one of my friend, Janu.Its one moment which I laughed a lot after a long time. I wish, in everyone's life, a lot of such beautiful moments should happen so that they can laugh at least to keep all their worries away.
Kusumagiri hospital is so familiar among people over here in Kerala. Also its so familiar to all at my Kochi office also. Because, whenever our thought process goes into some particular range or limits, just for joke, we used to say that still 2 beds are vacant in kusumagiri. The story is like follows..
One fine day, she felt a horrible back pain and she wanted to see a doctor. Kusumagiri is so
familiar to her, but she don't know its a mental hospital. She just went to the hospital. She
called her husband and told him to come to the hospital. That poor guy is coming from a long place and
he don't know any of the hospitals.so when he asked someone about the way to hospital, they
started laughing. Poor guy, he's not understanding what's really happening .Finally somehow he reached the hospital. On the entrance of hospital, he saw some shocking board. The name of the hospital is "Kusumagiri Mental Hospital" and when he tried to call his wife, phone was ringing and she's not picking the phone.
So what happens within an hour....??????
When Janu entered into the hospital and enquired for ortho specialist, the attender understood that she's mad. They caught her and brought her in front of doctor. She started crying loudly and said that "I'm not mad" . As all mad people will utter the same words, attender never mind. A lot of filmy scenes and dialogues splashed into her mind.("Jagathy" in junior mandrek,"Revathy" in  kilukkam.....).Suddenly she saw a sound outside the room. She recognized her husband's sound. He came inside and explain the story to doctor and finally she got saved from that hospital.(This beautiful, but horrible memories are in her mind always...)
NB:This is a real story which happened recently.Please pardon,if the original characters are reading the story. Also thanks a lot to help me to create this story.

Unanswered questions

Just close your eyes for sometime and try to think the answers for this questions..


Whats the purpose of life?

How to make life happy and interesting?

Do you feel that you are missing somebody?

Are we really lonely in life?


There are a lots of questions which has both answers and without answers.some questions are unanswered one.
It will take a long time to get its answer.All are in search of something.During that search,no time to think,no time to enjoy,no time to live.Just wasting their lives and when looking back,did'nt gain anything.what a pathetic life?Is it for really what we are living?Not exactly.Need to lead a satisfactory life till the end of it."Live each day as u'r last and do things which are really needed"...
Or are we like an uncompleted picture..yet to polish a lot...or yet to be finished...or cannot complete it at anytime....
2day 6 months over ....(Time is going fast....)
All r back to life..the same fastest life....but still Is he really not with me?

Life-Unexpected crossover

After a long time,again back to my life.
Went through all pains,troubles and lots to face again.Gains lots of strength and nothing is there to happen again.Experienced the worst in my life.As someone says "Experience is the best teacher"..Is it really true?
As i can quote in big words "Life is a mystery and Death is a reality"
No one is thinking about the end of their life.All are in a hurry to live and they are thinking that they are actually living.But its totally wrong.All living people in this world are actually verdicted to die.That day can come at any time.
Those people who die are really living in the heaven.They are actually enjoying the heavenly life.
When we are living in this world,we need to drive our life.Only way is "Stop being a prisoner of your past.Become the architect of your future.Savor the journey and live each day as your last"
Jesus said."I am the resurrection and the life.Whoever believes in me will live,even though he dies"