Sunday, January 23, 2011

Finally his mesmerising dream comes true...

Just remembering the words of a 2nd std child.Topic is "My House".His innocent mind was telling his house is shop-shaped. So he carry his house dream from 2nd std onwards.

Yes da...U'r dream comes true...
Make it fast..
@ n8,how beautiful it is

Thank you Lord!
So our dreams comes true. Lord gave us a fantastic house. And U r seeing everything and is smiling from there,rt....

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Lucky Surya,My childhood friend....

Actor Surya with me from Mumbai Airport!
They were the best of friends.
Until fate separated them.......
They thought that they would never see each other again... But life had other plans..

It was beautiful when they met.. It had been a long time and they had gone on opposite ways, making different careers for themselves, yet they recognised each other when they met.. He looked into her eyes and asked, "Where were you all these time..??" and she smiled and replied, "Searching for you da.."
Friends are a gift of God, to let us know that he always loves us....(Special thanks for sherry who took this snap and Arun Chettan for the creativity)

A wonderful writeup!

Frustrated Night of an Engineer

grrrrrrgrrrrrrr.. grrrrrrgrrrrrr

plss.. talk to me… y u r not picking the call?????”

“everything is alright?”

“wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11PM..n m cmng now frm office..
no food for me.. now i will cook… frm past 3 days..m eating only maggie… n my pm eating only me..
see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary… i think the begger in frnt of my office.. earns more thn me.. wat i shud do…”

“wat happen.. wat r u talking”

“wat i m talking???? no, i m not talking.. manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talk something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one damn leave.. n wat response i got….’why u want to waste an important day of ur life??’
Final   I m gonna quit this project… but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” :x

“ok.. now Relax…”

“How can i relax… for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so I can’t, else they watch movies… but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same.. ‘Welcome’, ‘Suryavansham’, Govinda’s movies… it really irritates… everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality… ahhhhh see the movies u will get to know…

in Rockon’s last scene… Arjun Rampal’s wife says to taxi driver, tht “hurry up, we r gtng late for Airport…” Airport…??? I thought he found a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..
in 3 Idiots… starting scene… Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??
same movie… Kareena is a doctor.. that too a surgeon.. to become a surgeon it requires at   least 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years..
so she shud b 28… n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38??
i dont understand, how can spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost his power??
I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings? i just…...”

“hey stop it now..”

“Am I a train who will stop it, by pulling chain???… ohh train.. i didnt saw last 3 months… how will i see, all the time monitor is in frnt of me.. in night also wen i open my eyes, i found username and password window..
i need to cool down..

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

but someone tell me howwwwwwwww.. :x everytime powercut is here..
except wen i m not in home.. home wat rubbish, its a damn single room.. where i m leaving alone with my pillow..

i also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..
smita, rashmi, sujata, priti, komal.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y?? bcoz their boyfriends did not work in IT, outside girls do have chat wid me only on my salary day.. i got rejected 31 times.. u know y, each time i propose them, they ask where do u live..  i say in my Cubicle.. bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time..”

“hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning”

“Morning.. are u talking the same morning when sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries… damn, I didn’t see the Sun from 3 years... how it looks like… morning I catch shuttle, reach my birthplace ‘cubicle’, work n leave when Sun uncle is not there… I don’t understand how can I be so nice to my colleagues..   each time they want leave, they repeat the same dialog… “my sister’s marriage”.. my colleagues 9 sisters got married,
3 time grandpa expired,
5 times frnd’s went in ICU.. but my colleague is fine..
and favourite dialog “   I need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not feeling wel” later i find movie tickets in his purse… then my pm’s motivational speech.. ‘u will work.. u will grow’.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what… when i need hike, i m junior.. still need to grow.. when i do mistakes.. cmon man u r senior, u cant do mistakes.. ahhh God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world..”

“ok enough now, i m disconnecting”

“wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuosly watever i want, now i m talking only this much… ‘yaa its done’, ‘e-cube is filled’, ”Please..’, ‘good morning’, ‘lunch’,'tea’,’snaks’..

I don’t know wat i m talking abt, i shud b happy.. I have Saturday & Sunday .. saturday to recover from the disaster been made from monday to friday.. sunday to think about upcoming disaster from monday to friday.. cool naa..

u heared that 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODc and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why??   because that’s not part of earth.. n we are employees not human beings… we are aliens…

so better before u start getting headache… go have a nice dream.. I will again start my day tomorrow like i m starting everyday..
good night…” :(



Next Day, in office:-

“Saurabh, Please come here”

“Yes Surya!!”

“I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun”

I happily came out, and checked my phone’s Dialled call log.. :D

“Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM only… ” :lolz:

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